And the Most Nautically Fashionable Award goes to...

We had some of Mack's work buddies on the boat for a Saturday morning sail and brunch afterwards thing. Because that's what yachties do, right? Sail with their sophisticated friends and then have brunch? Since 75% of our yachting experience has been dirty clothes, cold beer, and cursing, we decided to step it up a notch and get classy.

Okay, we wore our usual sloppy clothes, but our guests were dressed to impress. From sweaters draped on shoulders to wedge-sneakers to nautical stripes with khakis and Sperry's, these guys were straight out of a catalogue.

It was so classy we even had champagne on board. In plastic cups. And we offered such edible delicacies as Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Fruit Loops sold in single servings at 7 Eleven. Yeah, we yacht.